When I'm older I wanna read books on the radio (again)

I found a way to go to sleep at a time that resembles more a Dutch time than a Torontonian one:
put on your mp3 player or iPod some eBooks, read by someone, and listen to them in bed.
I'm now experiencing Asimov "The Caves Of Steel" from the "Robot series".

Other options to get to sleep if you don't feel like are:
1) get drunk alone at home and collapse in bed
2) get drunk with someone else and collapse in bed
3) work your head off and then collapse in bed
4) drink 2 litres of chamomile tea or the like
5) sleep with someone (human)
6) get a pet and get it to sleep it you
7) sleep with your stuffed animal

I've tried option 1, 3, 4 and 7 and they don't work.
Suggestions for further listening are welcomed.